Twisted Batavia Story

Please fill in the blanks below and I will tell you a story.
(Try to use uncommon or unusual items.)

circus performer:
number 1-99:
body part:
body part:
body part:
foreign language:
child's game:
flower:
flower:
mineral or rock:
insect:
woman's makeup:
condiment:
Type of coin:
hand tool:
boy's toy:
kind of ship worker:
type of monkey:
type of monkey:
color:
flying insect:
oriental language:
South American country:
girl's toy:
nut:
name of a religion:
type of building:
type of building:
hardware (screw, nail, etc):
fruit:
fruit:
car model or make:
name of a river:
body action (end it with "ing"):
snack food:
military organization: